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"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

- Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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facegroper:

kripke-is-my-king:

katyisimmoral:

I’m sorry, but what is the opposite of oral?

anal? 

What kind of test is this

The first two seem weirdly easy and the last one is just cryptic.

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bromogeekmusings:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

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edwardspoonhands:

tnanz:

Only on page 215 of this bad boy (Hyperion by Dan Simmons).  But I’m already a fan.  I have to admit, I almost didn’t start this because of the cover (very old school sci fi, right?  lots of strange colors, and a ship where it doesn’t belong.  OH AND LOOK A HIGHLY TECHNOLOGICAL BAD GUY!).  BUT if you’re into fantasy or sci fi at all (I think this would fall more into sci fi, but it’s got some of the flavor of fantasy too), you should give this a shot.  It boils down to good story telling.  Each character is telling their own narrative, but cohesively (so no George R R Martin style perspective skipping around by chapter).  The “magic” — term used loosely here, as Clarke said “any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” — is neat, logical, and clean.  The overarching quest/mission is interesting and just well enough defined that I’m intrigued and not frustrated.  On the crazy word invention scale (1 — English!  to 10 — And the trees are called flurghinah beneath the bright blue silkido) I’d give this a solid 2.

If you liked Ender’s Game, the Foundation Novels, or C S Friedman, I think you’ll like this a lot.  The converse also holds.

The worst thing about science fiction is the cover design. It’s like they’re excited to announce “THIS IS PULPY BS! NO LITERATURE HERE! NOPE!” 

Yeah, especially the old pratchett covers

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attackofthepartycannon:

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

la-la is the only one who notices wow

attackofthepartycannon:

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

la-la is the only one who notices wow

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mgodp:

Anarchy in the UK

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fuckyeahdiomedes:

Oh my god I just figured out what Reacher Gilt’s parrot was saying in Going Postal.

100 divided by 8=12.5

Twelve and a Half Percent=Pieces of Eight

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cinemagorgeous:

The gorgeous art of Noah Bradley.

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